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And when you're a big fancy author, you have a book's worth of short stories that you will call an 'experimental novel' because nobody buys shorts collections anymore. :)
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I buy short story collections.
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David Eagleman's SUM sold very well.

I think that it depends on the collection, more than the format.
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I'm sure there are plenty that do, but it's enough of a thing that I know multiple authors who have gone that route.
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What if the magazine was folded and you could only read a two inch strip of a story? Find out today on the Unpublishable in "(Not) For Sale)": http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/0 ... -sale.html
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Hell hath no fury like a ghostpunk scorned in "Armgaunt" on The Unpublishable: http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/07/armgaunt.html
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It's always time for a midnight ghost story on the Unpublishable, and this week "Three Milk Maids Meet at Midnight" http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/0 ... night.html
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Short and terrible fantasy today on the Unpublishable with "The Petty Mage": http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/0 ... -mage.html

I'm neither entirely happy nor displeased with this one.
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NSFW Friday on the Unpublishable with "Murder! He Wrote": http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/0 ... wrote.html
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Ruminations and future history on The Unpublishable with "Coke Meditations" http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/0 ... tions.html
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Everybody is guilty of something in the latest Unpublishable: "On Rape"
http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/08/on-rape.html
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Not my best work, but I think the format was an interesting experiment in perspective.
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Two for the price of one on The Unpublishable today, with "Take A Razor To Your Head" & "The Yellow Mass"
http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/0 ... -mass.html
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i had expected something about chinese
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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You were in for a surprise then.
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indeed.
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Detective Jack Bastard returns in "Same, Again, Please", NSFW. Only on The Unpublishable. http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/0 ... lease.html
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i can't help but think i may have read that story somewhere before . .
and no, i have no idea why or when or where . .

also not very NSFW imho . .
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Maybe it seemed dirtier in my head, I dunno. I never posted it anywhere else before, though a couple bits are borrowed from hither and yon and might be familiar.
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Flashfiction Friday on The Unpublishable with "The Modern Changeling"
http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/0 ... eling.html
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What strange yesterdays do we live on The Unpublishable? Find out in "The Constant Necromancy"
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I'm always impressed by the way your fiction seems like a glimpse into a fully realised world. I finish each story wanting to know more.
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Danke.
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The internet ate today's story. Instead, you can read Squigslayer!, a totally unauthorized tale of Gotrek & Felix.
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Ancient History wrote:The internet ate today's story.
You don't write on something offline like Libre Office that has auto-save and then copy the completed document into an html file?
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